Consider yourself one-upped

In response to Matilda’s ridiculous effort last week, I decided to bring an envelope full of Q-tips™ to show and tell this week.

If we’re going to make this thing a farce, 

let’s show we really mean it.

Go to kindergarten, already

Matilda brought a dog toy to show and tell today.

Because, of course she did. 

As my mom was leaving, Matilda tried to corner her, saying, “I’m really looking forward to something. It is going to be great.”

Unimpressed, my mom said, “Oh yeah? Cool.” And left while Matilda was talking.  

Trike-a-thon 2015

It looks like the learning center's definition of "tricycle" has loosened quite a bit since last year.

 

 

Two year olds should not be allowed scissors

It is obvious Ainslie cut her own bangs over the holiday break. Big mistake.