Penis

So, apparently, boys have penises and penises are private.

This is

1. The reason I'm not allowed to dump and reorganize all of the Q-Tips in the bathroom while my dad pees.
2. The funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Now that I have this crucial information, anytime I'm in public with my mom, I make sure to ask her, "What do boys have?" Then, I laugh and laugh and laugh at her response.

Penises, you guys.