Burned by the Bear
Friday, August 21, 2015
Consider yourself one-upped
In response to
Matilda’s ridiculous effort
last week, I decided to bring an envelope full of Q-tips™ to show and tell this week.
If we’re going to make this thing a farce,
let’s show we really mean it.
Friday, August 14, 2015
Go to kindergarten, already
Matilda brought a dog toy to show and tell today.
Because, of course she did.
As my mom was leaving, Matilda tried to corner her, saying, “I’m really looking forward to something. It is going to be great.”
Unimpressed, my mom said, “Oh yeah? Cool.” And left while Matilda was talking.
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