It's like The Lord of the Flies in there

Is that Jack and Roger I see over there? Because one of the biguns in the toddler room actually bit Mackenzie today. What?!? Who does that?!? This is serious. I thought Miss Muriel was supposed to be teaching those kids to sit still through their fruit salad and use zippers. It turns out she's just throwing a conch in the middle of the reading circle and looking the other way for about eight hours a day.

This is pretty much what happens anytime
Miss Muriel takes a bathroom break.

It's a good thing I got my first tooth this weekend. I only have seven months before I move to the toddler room, myself. I'll need to begin my training, soon.